| LinkMoTron v0.987 |
| More Beta Than You'll Ever Be. |
| Thu, 28 Aug 2008 9:38:20 PDT |
Ways in which the future has failed me: |
Quine |
| I Want Three |
| Thu, 28 Aug 2008 9:37:55 PDT |
The number one selling item before Gustav hits New Orleans: AR-15s |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:54:27 PDT |
Oh fuck yes. I'll motherfucking vote for him, too. |
Cheops |
| Followup |

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Quine: if this holds, texas is basically going to fuck mccain where only the vietnamese have gone before |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:45:57 PDT |
Oh, please tell me this is true. And that Texas remains as stubborn as everyone has come to expect |
Quine |
| Funny |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:49:12 PDT |
CAPTCHA of the future |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:42:11 PDT |
Vaccine makers don't think there's money in developing preemptive vaccines, so they're developing rapid vaccine production systems for sale instead |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:41:04 PDT |
Now I'm not normally a huge fan of Digg these days, but that's fucking great |
Quine |
| Fucking Glorious |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:40:48 PDT |
If this works, we can tell that bullshit reading of the commerce clause where everything is 'commerce' to go fuck itself |
Quine |
| Cool |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:40:37 PDT |
Hah, fuck those guys. The only thing keeping me from using VOIP now is I can't find a Zfone app for a blackberry and I don't care enough |
Quine |
| Comeuppance |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:39:43 PDT |
I think this is a real product |
Quine |
| Words Fail Me |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:39:32 PDT |
Usain Bolt is fucking up all of Science's graphs |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:39:07 PDT |
It's unknown if the boy was actually trying to rob the restaurant or playing, but the incident was serious enough for officers to attend. |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:38:52 PDT |
Now that I've ordered mine, I can post this. Thinkgeek has magic berry pills |
Quine |
| I Want Three |
| Wed, 27 Aug 2008 1:17:05 PDT |
CNN links to the Onion? They're not even trying any more |
RaoulDuke |
| WTF? |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:53:43 PDT |
...Did they develop the novel technique after watching The Dark Knight? |
Quine |
| Random |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:53:12 PDT |
Phil Zimmermann comments on that article about Biden sucking |
Quine |
| Followup |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:43:38 PDT |
If this pans out it could be fucking fascinating |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:41:00 PDT |
Full Disclosure is a fascinating thing |
Quine |
| Random |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:39:32 PDT |
To put it another way, the Obama camp now has a text network as large as MoveOn’s email list. |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:34:01 PDT |
But don't use guns. Oh no. This is a gun free school zone |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:33:29 PDT |
Viral Sovereignty. I see where this is going, but it's going to fuck things up worse [for them] |
Quine |
| Random |

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This comes largely from the countries where all these horrible new diseases come from providing research data to scientists in real countries and then being unable to afford the drugs/vaccines. Regardless of whatever crazy viral warfare crap they spout. The indigenous angle is bullshit since it's not something that's ever really been used before, but they should be working out deals to get access to the results |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:24:39 PDT |
I had forgotten about Edison. Why does 2004/2005 keep coming back to haunt me? |
Quine |
| Fucking Glorious |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:24:29 PDT |
I'm sure he meant to say hostile and drunken |
Quine |
| Random |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:13:22 PDT |
I've been bitching about this for years, though never really thought it would be an issue until you could automate it. |
Quine |
| Paranoia |

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I actually have about 60% of an article about how to mitigate this written, but I'm lazy and the right kind of spider would defeat it anyway. And what's this about automated dossier building tools? |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:12:08 PDT |
"Five and a half years, I fucking know. But did they torture you stupid, asshole?" |
Quine |
| Fucking Glorious |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:11:55 PDT |
This is what makes Jon Stewart unkillable. He can say whatever he wants and then when you counter attack, you sound like a douchebag for bringing up the fucking Oscars |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:10:58 PDT |
Someone doesn't want to have to go out for whores |
Quine |
| Comeuppance |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:10:27 PDT |
This is going somewhere, right? He can't be this insane for real. |
Quine |
| Jesus Tapdancing Christ |

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Yeah, I could give a shit about RATM these days, but I liked that line |
| Tue, 26 Aug 2008 8:24:46 PDT |
You know, someone who's 500 years old and taking Ambien should probably avoid 3am talk as much as possible |
Quine |
| Politics |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:27:53 PDT |
They must have been doing this forever. I don't even think you can buy a shredder that crappy anymore |
Quine |
| WTF? |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:54:20 PDT |
HENCHMEN NEEDED |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:47:03 PDT |
Literally blaming the victim |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:46:38 PDT |
I'll be damned. I thought he was dead |
Quine |
| Cool |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:09:29 PDT |
Living Up to a Biblical Name |
Quine |
| Random |

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It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:07:03 PDT |
This practically defines Science. It's all about the moment of "Hey, did you ever notice that shit?" and then figuring out why |
Quine |
| Cool |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:05:33 PDT |
I'm about 60% convinced Warren Ellis is ghost writing Obama speeches. If any brain custard comes up, that goes to 99% |
Quine |
| Random |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:05:13 PDT |
Other villains fight men. Luthor is, when you get down to brass tacks, a man trying to fight God. |
Quine |
| Random |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:05:02 PDT |
What part of this makes sense? To anyone? |
Quine |
| Weird |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:04:49 PDT |
Rubi-Nava is from Mexico, and a prosecution witness testified that his test results were improperly compared with random samples from the United States, instead of from his home country. |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:04:38 PDT |
NASA finds super extreme bacteria in its clean rooms |
Quine |
| Interesting |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:04:28 PDT |
"Hey, can I bring my friend Dave to the meetup?" |
Quine |
| Mildly Amusing |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:04:16 PDT |
Duelling Pistol can't possibly be as cool as I think it is |
Quine |
| Cool |

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Though I'd settle for Live Pigeon Shooting |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:04:00 PDT |
Fidel Castro defends Cuban taekwondo athlete who kicked judge in the face at Olympics |
Quine |
| Actual Headline |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:03:46 PDT |
Oh wow. Biden is the reason PGP exists. Who's up for Crypto War II? |
Quine |
| Revolution! |

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How can someone that's such a whore to big media and big government be so poor? Also, I actually have a copy of the Electronic Privacy Papers. I think I need to read it |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:03:30 PDT |
Overheard at the DNC: Sharpton on the Constitution |
Quine |
| Shamelessly Stolen |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:03:19 PDT |
There's likely no way this can end well. But several ways it could end hilariously |
Quine |
| I forgot to choose a damn category |
| Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:02:48 PDT |
I kind of wonder if all the fear and trauma the current generation of students is getting put through will desensitize them enough to be normal people in the end |
Quine |
| Fucking Retarded |
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