LinkMoTron v0.987

Sat, 4 Jul 2009 1:11:57 PDT	What the fuck is wrong with these people?	RaoulDuke
Stupid

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 15:46:48 PDT	Positive thinking can make things worse	Quine
Blindingly Obvious

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 13:47:01 PDT	So... not only is Palin not running for reelection in 2010, she's done in a month?	Quine
Weird

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 13:04:21 PDT	As if Green Dam wasn't enough of a joke already	Quine
Followup

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 12:56:38 PDT	Instrumentation	Quine
Interesting

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 3:47:40 PDT	Something, something, cuckold, something, something, horns	RaoulDuke
Mildly Amusing

Fri, 3 Jul 2009 2:20:50 PDT	Lori Drew case overturned	RaoulDuke
Cool

This case had me fairly worried about precedent. If violating a website's terms of service was a violation of the CFAA, that would be a Bad Thing™. Edit: Fuck the earlier CNN link, this is much better (as usual).

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 23:29:04 PDT	I've known a few people this has happened to, and it eventually gets discovered as this every time	Quine
Random

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 19:03:39 PDT	All of a sudden purity rings seem brilliant	Quine
Random

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 19:03:11 PDT	Sixty symbols. Though I'm not sure a cat counts as one	Quine
For Science!

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 0:50:10 PDT	IP address ≠ person	RaoulDuke
Blindingly Obvious

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 0:04:08 PDT	You just lost the game	Quine
Interesting

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 23:49:23 PDT	Sometimes I feel I'm the only one who thinks politicians' personal lives should be left alone. The only reason this is affecting his ability to do his job is because the press has made a huge deal about it. Is there no real news?	RaoulDuke
News, barely

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 23:46:31 PDT	Has Obama turned on Israel? Apparently not.	RaoulDuke
Politics

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 23:04:57 PDT	That's.... astoundingly creepy.	Quine
Fucking Retarded

So, when 'for the children' doesn't work, it's going to be 'for the mexican children'?

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 22:19:24 PDT	Soup _is_ delicious	Quine
Drink!

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 20:48:57 PDT	An interesting variation	Quine
Drink!

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:49:15 PDT	"It was too easy. Anyone can do it, because a lot of people are used to buying things online "	Quine
Words Fail Me

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:41:13 PDT	New attack on AES	Quine
Interesting

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:40:59 PDT	The guy does have one of the more punchable faces I've seen lately, but I'm still not clear on how this is illegal	Quine
Meh

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:38:57 PDT	Silver lining	Quine
Darwin Says Die

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:38:46 PDT	Topically impressive, but he doesn't seem to rank on the big board	Quine
Interesting

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:38:34 PDT	As a general rule, I reccomend we not piss off the super mega ultra colony until we're prepared to finish the job	Quine
Cleanse with Fire

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:38:23 PDT	Saturday will mark the first holiday that all state-run liquor stores will be open. But don't expect them to have anything in stock	Quine
Drink!

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:38:13 PDT	Well, that's one thing God and I agree on, anyway	Quine
Annoying Douchebag

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:38:00 PDT	If there were any question that the Pirate Bay was dead on its feet...	Quine
Meh

Wed, 1 Jul 2009 19:28:59 PDT	Rivest withdrawls MD6	Quine
Interesting

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:05:36 PDT	Now nothing will slow House down in getting to that sweet, sweet hydrocodone	Quine
Grotesquely Stupid

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 21:05:23 PDT	So now Norm Coleman has the distinction of losing to Jesse Ventura and Al Franken. I think that’s a message that he needs to hang it up.	Quine
Shamelessly Stolen

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:56:01 PDT	Police say the couple simply didn't know how to operate the gun properly.	Quine
Darwin Says Die

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:52:46 PDT	God damn Seattle hippies. And I don't even like the fireworks	Quine
Bullshit Lawsuit

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:29:06 PDT	So... they have their big GTFO party and we're done, right?	Quine
Politics

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:27:44 PDT	In the words of Kyle Broflovski, Either it's all okay, or none of it is.	Quine
Jesus Tapdancing Christ

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 19:10:02 PDT	I think we can catagorically say that this one wasn't Oswald	Quine
Meh

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 14:54:49 PDT	I bet you that this is the first time in 30 years that the Iranians are pissed we don't have an embassy there	Quine
Random

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 18:21:47 PDT	Now South Korea is talking shit	Quine
Weird

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 17:31:15 PDT	The part that makes it weirdly plasuable is that it was allegedly done to Bubbles years ago	Quine
Weird

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:37:22 PDT	You know... Zombies probably can't bite through alumninum...	Quine
Paranoia

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:30:48 PDT	Is Jesse Jackson some sort of special black people ambulance chaser?	Quine
Weird

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:30:10 PDT	I believe his exact words were "Look to your left, and to your right. You'll _know_ when we're interfering, jackass"	Quine
Meh

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 12:08:06 PDT	Leverage Season 1 Recap	Quine
PSA

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:15:13 PDT	It's a good thing we have all that missile defense	Quine
Fucking Retarded

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:09:58 PDT	wikileaks: WL has a prototype for a safe, completely unblockable encrypted "twitter", ideal for Iran, China, etc. We seek urgent completion funding.	Quine
Cool

@q our uncensorable "twitter" is built on an encrypted, stateless, firewall punching, udp grey floodnet with cover

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:05:49 PDT	Sucks for Australia and New Zealand	Quine
Random

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:05:36 PDT	So is there like some sort of Future Shock for satire? The world has gotten very surreal in the last couple years. I don't see how you could even make this shit up anymore	Quine
Politics

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:05:03 PDT	I'll be damned. Someone won the Netflix challenge	Quine
Cool

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:04:49 PDT	Please let me send you a copy of this book. Please please let me do that, I think it could really help the story. And you, it could help you with basic literacy.	Quine
Random

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:04:15 PDT	It _is_ a nice thought	Quine
Random